...FROM YOU! I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU

Friday, May 02, 2003

 
"The Ukraine is weak. It's feeble. I think it's time to put the hurt on the Ukraine."



im addicted to risk. you know, the game of world domination. i downloaded it off of kazaa and i played for 2 hours yesterday and then 3 hours today. the other day i begged my friends dan and rob to play with me and made them play 3 games. i beg my brother to play with me all the time but he just ignores my requests.

at night i dream of dice rolls. tactical moves. occupying 24 territories of my choice. sometimes i find myself talking to no one in particular, trying to convince them that securing australia is essential to any successful war campaign.



but no one's there. no one's listening. nothing. just the sound of computer simulated battle noises. boom.