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Thursday, February 06, 2003

 
joke of the day

A woman walks into her doctor's office and complains, "doctor! i think something is the matter with me.  i haven't gotten laid in over 5 years!  can you help me!" 

The Korean doctor looked at her carefully and said... " hmmm... ret meeh shee" After performing a full physical the doctor was stumped.  He then said, "take op arr your clodes, and craww too meeh" The woman complied, despite being a little perplexed.  The doctor then said, "now craww away prom meeh" Still confused, the lady cooperated. 

The doctor nodded knowingly and said "yoo heb the ed zachary disease".  The woman, now frightened for her life, said "but doctor! whats the Ed Zachary disease!?"  The doctor replied, "Ed Zachary disease ish when yoo face rook ed zachary wike yoo ass."