...FROM YOU! I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU

Sunday, December 08, 2002

 


i can't go to sleep now, cuz the greasy carnitas burrito from my friendly neighborhood mocasalsa is not letting me. its settled in one nook of of my stomach and is slowly fortifying its position as it readies an attack on my entire digestive system. ive been burping up casualties of war all night.

why do i keep going there? you taste so good, treat me so good. but you've also just shortend my life by 2 days. i love you, i hate you.

no joke, i didn't eat the last bite (the end of the burrito w/ the extra wrap) cuz a pool of grease had gathered there and when i poured it into the little salsa cup it almost filled to the brim.

i hope it didn't mutate my sperm. if my kids look a little mexican, you'll know why.