...FROM YOU! I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU

Tuesday, November 05, 2002

 
confused in carlsbad

>Dear Abby:
>
>I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month.
>
>My fiancee's mother is not only very attractive but really great and
>understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited
>me to her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit
>beyond what we had expected it to be.
>
>When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to
>just under a hundred ... then she floored me. She said that in a month I
>would be a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have sex
>with me. Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way
>said that I knew where the front door was if I wanted to leave. I stood
>there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew exactly how to
>deal with this situation. I headed straight out the front door ...
>
>There, leaning against my car was her husband, my father-in-law to be.
>He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I was a good
>kid and would be true to their little girl. I shook his hand and he
>congratulated me on passing their little test.
>
>Abby, should I tell my fiancee' what her parents did, and that I thought
>their "little test" was asinine and insulting to my character? Or
>should I keep the whole thing to myself including the fact that the reason I was
>walking out to my car was to get a condom?
>
>
>Signed,
>Confused in Carlsbad