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Tuesday, July 30, 2002

 
body shots

my life has become boring. actually, not boring, just uneventful. my life's starting to revolve around work, which isnt necessarily a bad thing.

went drinking with random people friday night. 3 girls, 4 boys. one of the girls said that if i took a body shot off this one filipino dude, i could take body shots off all 3 girls. i hesitated. all the boys were egging me on. the only reason i hesitated was that the filipino dude didnt protest at all. either he's down to take one for the team, or he likes getting licked by guys.

a couple drinks later, i realized id regret it if i didnt take the offer. my goal after all is to live a life without regret. we didnt have salt so they just rubbed the chex mix that was on the table on their chests. in fact, by that point we were out of alcohol too and i was pretty faded so i just ended up licking them one by one.

first the flip dude--tasted like salt from a chex mix, nothing to it. next was the big breasted, short-haired "studying in russia" pianist. she tasted like lotion. yummy girl lotion. next was the petite, big breasted wannabe singer filipina. no lotion, just a little bit of chex salt.

lastly was the mole. she had a cindy crawford/gina gershon mole thing happening, and it was the perfect size and perfect location. she tasted just like the filipina, no lotion, little bit of chex salt. afterwards, her filipina friend claimed that i didnt get a good enough lick, that i didnt start from low enough. i was like, "where should i have started?" "here" she said, as she lowered the mole's shirt. nice. so in the end i got 4 body shots for the price of 1.

afterward we ate pho, the best thing to eat after you drink.